Because they live under Iraq.
They're a bit H-acidic
I'm trying to come up with one but Israeli hard.
I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.
The owner was a Chad. He said, βHow can I serbia?β I said, βYe men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that β
He said, βHoly see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go awayβ
India end I kuwaitly went home.
I told him "yes son,israel isreal"
My friend said why are you Russian? I said because Iβm Hungary. He said how about some Turkey? I said, Oman; that sounds good! I had it fried in Greece and served with Sweden sour sauce and a Canada best tasting beer; but I wouldβve preferred it in a stein, perhaps a Palestine.
I had a nice salad served with French dressing of course. Then I had Danish for dessert
The waiter said would you like Samoa? I said no, Iβm all Finnish.
When I saw the price of the bill, I decided not to tip the waiter because I thought Egypt me. I paid cash because they didnβt take Czechs. I know you think Iβm joking; but trust me, this story Israel.
Hebrew
A He-Brew
>! A two stout solution !<
Net and Yahoo
Finland
EDIT: I LOVE THE COMMENTS!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! Please keep this going.
Am Yisrael High
The High Cs
Because he is Netanyahu.
Can we just Let It Go?
He suffers from Iraqnaphhobia
A Hebrew.
Ireland. Their people keep Dublin.
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
Iran
No, Israel.
π΅ Born is the King of Israel πΆ
but Jerusalem Israel.
Net n Yahoo.
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Jew-jitsu
Once he returned, he said, "I didn't like their politics, but their army Israeli nice."
I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
He believed in a two state solution.
βI live in Spain without the βsββ.
This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.
Itβs about to Bahrain jokes without the βBahβ.
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I have a double China without the βaβ.
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Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the βanβ.
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Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.
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You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the βJβ.
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You probably canβt Kuwait to stop reading these without the βKuβ.
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Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.
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As youβve probably guessed, I donβt even have one Nepal without the βNeβ.
All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?
I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the βDenβ, of course.
It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".
When it Israel.
