Israelization Puns

Because they live under Iraq.

They're a bit H-acidic

I'm trying to come up with one but Israeli hard.

I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.

The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “

He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”

India end I kuwaitly went home.

I told him "yes son,israel isreal"

My friend said why are you Russian? I said because I’m Hungary. He said how about some Turkey? I said, Oman; that sounds good! I had it fried in Greece and served with Sweden sour sauce and a Canada best tasting beer; but I would’ve preferred it in a stein, perhaps a Palestine.

I had a nice salad served with French dressing of course. Then I had Danish for dessert

The waiter said would you like Samoa? I said no, I’m all Finnish.

When I saw the price of the bill, I decided not to tip the waiter because I thought Egypt me. I paid cash because they didn’t take Czechs. I know you think I’m joking; but trust me, this story Israel.

Hebrew

A He-Brew

>! A two stout solution !<

Net and Yahoo

Finland

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Am Yisrael High

The High Cs

Because he is Netanyahu.

Can we just Let It Go?

He suffers from Iraqnaphhobia

A Hebrew.

Ireland. Their people keep Dublin.

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

Iran

No, Israel.

🎵 Born is the King of Israel 🎶

but Jerusalem Israel.

Net n Yahoo.

Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.

Jew-jitsu

Once he returned, he said, "I didn't like their politics, but their army Israeli nice."

Hebrews it

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

He believed in a two state solution.

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

1. I have a double China without the “a”.

2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".

When it's tangy and hasidic.

Thanks for that one, Dad.

When it Israel.

I have to remind him what Israel.