A list of puns related to "Isaacs"
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
Apple Has Fallen
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
But his brother Fig was kinda fruity!
My 32-year-old son just came up with that joke! Proud moment happening right there!
She was a Ma to be reckoned with.
... when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, “Why, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!”
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, “Fucking idiot doesn’t know one fruit from another,” before shouting, “Hey! That’s a fig, Newton!”
They found all the parts that they needed on online, and we're ready to order. Right before Abraham hit the Checkout button, Isaac reviewed the contents of the order:
Isaac: "Dad, you're missing the memory."
Abraham: "God will provide the RAM."
Newton.
After discovering gravity, Isaac Newton went to tell his parents about his observations. His dad looked at him and said, "well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.
Isaac Mewton.
Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?
Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.
Sigma is used to notate summation.
Summation is the process of adding things together.
Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.
I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".
No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.
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