He had an ax to grind.
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
irate
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
What's a pirates favourite letter? R!!
What's a pirates second favourite letter?? C!!
What's a pirates least favourite letter??
Dear Mr Pirate, we regret to inform you that due to improper acquirement of docking paperwork your ship has been seized....
Remove the p
He asked about it then said they should put it on the apple app store.
iRate....
God damnit.
P. Without it they're irate.
Take the 'P' out of himβ¦
P. It's like R, but missing a leg.
R. But his true love be the C.
Itβs actually the P.
If you take it away he becomes irate.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
As soon as they get rid of their P, theyβre just irate.
He gets irate
Child: RRRRrrrr!
Dad: Nay! 'Tis the C
That's how irate them.
Without it they'd be irate
But it's actually ... the "C"!
and says, βGive me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βIβm sorry sir, weβre out of chocolate.β
The man replies with, βwell, in that case...hm... give me two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter says, βSir, Iβm sorry but weβre out of chocolate.β
The man, thinking hard this time says, βWell, I want two scoops of chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter, now irate, says, βSir, can you spell the straw in strawberry?β
βS-T-R-A-Wβ
βCan you spell the van in vanilla?β
βV-A-Nβ
βCan you spell the fuck in chocolate?β
The man thinks for a second and says, βThere is no βfuckβ in chocolate.β
The guy behind the counter slaps the countertop with his hand and says, βThatβs what Iβve been trying to tell you! There is no fuckinβ chocolate.β
A pIRATE
Dad: what's a pirate's favorite letter? Me: That's easy, "arrr" Dad: you'd think so but you'd be wrong. Its the "C" Me: groan Dad: But wait there's more... actually it might be the "P", because without a p a pirate is just irate! Me: I'm so done
Well he becomes irate! Dad told me this one on the way out of CVS when we saw a guy with an eye patch.
pIRATE
P. Without it they would be irate
