A ship carrying red paint crashed into a ship carrying blue paint.

The crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This_1stheway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2022
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Did you hear about the boat carrying red paint that crashed into the boat carrying purple paint?

I hear some of the crew is believed to be marooned.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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A band of unscrupulous thieves broke into a warehouse and stole $600,000 worth of Red Bull.

I don't know how they sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eJams7147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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What happens when you throw a blue rock into the red sea?

It gets wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerMadness2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A shipment containing red dye crashed into a shipment containing blue dye.

They were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boxit379
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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My house got broken into last night and they stole over 100 cans of red bull..

I don’t know how they sleep at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tackit286
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.

But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoManner8265
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeskiePete
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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My male friend with two red headed parents got turned into a cookie today

Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-T-P
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A blonde, brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar...

You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A red fruit walks into a bank with a gun.

He screams:" This is a strawberry!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScaryPottedPlant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What happened when Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?

He got marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I can’t believe some burglars broke into our local convenience store and stole 300 cans of Red Bull.

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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A tanker ship full of red and blue paint crashed into a shelf and sank

All the crew were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacksoncranford
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A red bull walks into a bar

The barman says "hey there's a drink named after you "

The bull says " what, Steve?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?

All the sailors got marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergrendell
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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A red ship crashes into a blue ship...

All the sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?

The crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiPlayer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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A boat carrying brown paint crashed into a boat carrying red paint...

....both crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayOfHope3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What happens when u throw a blue rock into the Red Sea?

It becomes a wet rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aranya_skywalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become?

Wet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?

The sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cackling_Eagle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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What happens when you throw a white hat into the red sea?

It gets wet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excelion27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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Did you hear the pirate blue crew crashed into the red crew?

They were all marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hankthetank2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What happened when Pirate Captain Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?

He got marooned!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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