A red horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “Why the long phase?”
A ship carrying red paint crashed into a ship carrying blue paint.
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the red sea?
A band of unscrupulous thieves broke into a warehouse and stole $600,000 worth of Red Bull.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
A shipment containing red dye crashed into a shipment containing blue dye.
A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight
Despite not receiving a single hit, the red shirt died.
My house got broken into last night and they stole over 100 cans of red bull..
I don’t know how they sleep at night
If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.
But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.
My male friend with two red headed parents got turned into a cookie today
Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.
A blonde, brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar...
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
A red fruit walks into a bank with a gun.
He screams:" This is a strawberry!"
What happened when Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?
I can’t believe some burglars broke into our local convenience store and stole 300 cans of Red Bull.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
A tanker ship full of red and blue paint crashed into a shelf and sank
All the crew were marooned
A red bull walks into a bar
The barman says "hey there's a drink named after you "
The bull says " what, Steve?"
What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?
All the sailors got marooned.
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
A boat carrying brown paint crashed into a boat carrying red paint...
....both crews were marooned.
What happens when u throw a blue rock into the Red Sea?
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become?
What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?
The sailors were marooned.
What happens when you throw a white hat into the red sea?
Did you hear the pirate blue crew crashed into the red crew?
What happened when Pirate Captain Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?
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