In the movie, when the interocitor is delivered and Joe signs for the package and crow says "Wilt...Chamberlain." Mike (? or maybe Crow still?) then does a cough like sound and says "I don't like you."
Here is the link to the video, it's in the first 10 seconds:
I never really understood the context of this joke, can someone explain?
So the other day I posted an image to r/wtf that got published by the Huffington Post and then went viral. I'm 33.3% amused, 33.3% amazed and 33.3% standing next to a building that exploded saying "Uh, I meant to do that?!"
Anyway, because my reddit username is an MST reference, it is rather amusing to see it plastered all over the Internets and wonder how many people get it. Of that subset of people, I wonder how many people realize I actually misspelled Interocitor when I created my account :P
In honor of the bizarreness of the occasion, I did have to watch This Island Earth today. ^normal ^view NORMAL VIEW NORMAL VIIEEEWWW!!!
I hear the plans are pretty straight forward, just make sure you get a Cathermin tube with inindium complex of +4. If you need one I can donate a Bead condenser (model #: AB-619).
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
