When they legalized marijuana in my state, a local bakery tried taking advantage of it by offering infused pastries. But they had trouble keeping the place staffed.
They had pretty high turnover...
What do you call marijuana-infused yogurt?
High culture
I went to an ice cream parlor that infused everything with THC
It was called Joint Custardy
What did the roll of sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi
The Chemotherapy infusion was recently reprimanded for not following protocol
It had unintentionally saved a dam-cell in disguise
Did you hear about the newest cannabis infused drink?
It’s the best way to stay highdrated.
What do you call medication that relieves constipation that's also infused with CBD?
Chillaxitives
I went to the bakery today and saw they had a new line of herb infused breads
I was browsing when I saw a couple of loves fused together looking quite fallic. I asked the Baker which one that was. It was the Dill dough
What did one bone said to another?
Let's meet up and share a joint!
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
I started drinking weed infused vodka
It keeps me in high spirits
A dyslexic patient was reading about the side effects of constant infusion of psychedelics
There was instant confusion
A friend asked me for a delicately infused hot drink.
So I gave him a subtlety.
I invested all of my money in cannabis infused beef. I know . . it’s a risky decision.
The steaks are high
This infuser is tea-rrific imgur.com/SSTP82R
Did I ever tell you guys my recipe for herb infused fish?
Shame that this is neither the thyme nor the plaice...
What do you get when you mix chopped potatoes, Kielbasa, Russian cheese, and Vodka infused gravy?
Raspoutine
I tried a new kangaroo infused beer the other day
It was a little too hoppy for my taste
My friend bought some fragrance infused sticks even though he knows I hate the smell...
He is so Incensetive
So I guess there's this phenomenon where people can't tell the difference between good coffee and water infused with burnt plastic...
It's called the Dunning-Keurig effect.
Why was the Pepsi employee arrested?
Because he was selling Coke.
Btw this is my first post on Reddit :)
