1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
Somewhere in the skies, Otto is smilingโฆ
I couldnโt figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
Look... Skywalker!
My dogs started playing โLucy in the Sky with Diamondsโ
Shouldโve known since they are the Beagles..
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Damn christ is high up in the sky!
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
I wondered what that thing in the sky was.
Then it hit me...
I see a bird flying high in the sky...
And I tell myself โHe knows whatโs up.โ
What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?
Menorah borealis
When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,
he was Sirius about it.
What wobbles in the sky?
A jellycopter!
