What's up with your restaurant? No waiters in sight. Food just descends from the sky on ropes...
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When I was a young boy my dad said to me, you can be anything you want in life, the sky is the limit.
Which made me sad. cause I wanted to an astronaut.
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︎ Jun 04 2022
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.....
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︎ Feb 19 2022
Did you know thereโs more planes in the ocean then there is submarines in the sky
Well thatโs Plane to Sea
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︎ Mar 03 2022
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
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︎ Nov 26 2017
What wiggles and jiggles in the sky?
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︎ Jul 22 2021
When geese fly in a V-shape through the sky, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?
because there are more geese on that side..
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︎ Aug 08 2021
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
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︎ May 01 2021
What holds the sun up in the sky
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︎ Jun 22 2021
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I couldnโt figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
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︎ Jun 23 2020
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
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︎ May 08 2020
Pi in the sky?
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︎ Nov 01 2018
My dogs started playing โLucy in the Sky with Diamondsโ
Shouldโve known since they are the Beagles..
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."
Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Damn christ is high up in the sky!
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I wondered what that thing in the sky was.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
When he taught his students about the brightest star in the night sky, also known as the Dog Star,
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︎ Oct 19 2018
I see a bird flying high in the sky...
And I tell myself โHe knows whatโs up.โ
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
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︎ Sep 05 2015
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
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︎ Jun 27 2020
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
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︎ Oct 26 2018
What holds the sun up in the sky?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What wobbles in the sky?
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︎ Sep 28 2017
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