Raindeer
Things ran more fluidly
Because itβs too wet to woo.
It was a Toto failure.
A moist owlet!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
A drizzly bear.
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
To keep each udder dry
I said, βThis is fine. As long as you donβt in hail.β
"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.
"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Fo drizzle!
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
I donβt think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.
That will be the last time I visit London.
But those are just my shower thots
It's too wet to woo
She would turn into a moist Owlette.
and my sister complains that the windshield wipers aren't going fast enough for the weather. My dad replies: "They're already going 55mph, how much faster do you want them to go?"
Because it's too-wet-to-woo
...It snow fun at all.
He had anoraknophobia
Vindshield Vipers.
I asked my dad if coal can get wet
He replied "if water gets on it, yeah"
It was a grate idea.
it was raining pretty steadily and he was driving really slow. he apologized and said, "sorry. i'm just worried about deer. i don't have time for these rain deer games."
A drizzly bear
A drizzly bear!
A drizzly bear
A drizzly bear.
A DRIZZLY BEAR!!!!!
laughs myself to death
A drizzly bear.
Because it's too wet to woo
A drizzly bear
