In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
I can't believe the lights in the public bathroom went out
now i can't see Jack shit
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
This light in the bathroom at my office has been out for a year. Today it was finally replaced. One might say it was the “highlight” of my day
I hate it when I get blinded by light in the morning.
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.
It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).
I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote
What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?
Will you pass the bill already?!
They took down the traffic lights in my town
They sure have a roundabout way of doing things.
🤦🏻♂️
I found the first four books in the Harry Potter series to be quite light hearted.
The fifth was dead Sirius.
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.
I’m unable to deal with the current situation.
I've been caught in light rainstorms while hiking before, but the mountain I was on this weekend was rainier.
(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)
Wait till some one asks why you did that.
"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"
In a one story house the walls are blue, the chairs are blue, the floor is blue, the lights are blue, the living room is blue, the bedrooms are blue, the kitchen is blue, even the air has a blueish tint. What color are the stairs?
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
We work in the dark to serve the light
Assassins?
No, electricians.
Was working under the sink in the dark, and my wife asked if I needed a light.
I told her no thanks, I don't smoke.
On my way in to work this morning I saw a guy who was really upset about the weather. He was so mad that he threw some punches at the light rain. - RS
I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.
In the supermarket, my son and I saw a cashier holding a customer's note up to the light.
"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.
I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."
What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?
The floor indicator light in the elevator of my local office is broken and rarely gives the correct floor number...
It's wrong on so many levels.
She lights up the room, every time she walks in...
...then again, she’s the only one who knows where the light switch is.
So, I'm waiting in the check out line carrying a 30 pack of Coors Light.
When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.
Lady: That beer look real heavy.
Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.
The kids and I went to visit a historic light house in Maine...
But I don't get it, that house seemed pretty heavy to me
When "every" light in the house is on.
I didn't know you started working for the electric company...
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