Here's one in Spanish.
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My 4 yr old is learning Spanish and still canβt say "please" in Spanish..
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︎ Nov 07 2022
Dad: Did you get an A in Spanish?
Son: C.
Dad: Congratulations.
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︎ Nov 08 2022
My dog only responds to commands in Spanish
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︎ Nov 17 2022
How do crayons say "hello" to each other in Spanish?
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︎ Nov 25 2022
In Spanish, the singular form of tamales is tamal.
So it's safe to say, if you've had one you've had tamal.
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︎ Oct 22 2022
They all told me my plan to steal the Spanish Steps in Rome was utterly impossible.
But I just took it one step at a time.
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︎ Nov 07 2022
I live in Texas and have several bilingual friends who speak Spanish. I try to say "mucho" every time I'm around them.
It really means a lot to them
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︎ Sep 19 2022
What do you call an old Spanish man who lives on a boat in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Did you hear about the Spanish folk musician that lost his instrument in an accident?
He made a maraca-less recovery
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︎ Aug 31 2022
Spanish friend was lost in woods overnight.
Me: "JosΓ© can you see?"
JosΓ©: "By the dawn's early light!"
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︎ Aug 17 2022
I've been asking people about their favorite Looney Tunes character in English and Spanish.
I get a straight answer in English, but every time I ask in Spanish, they tell me why it's the pig.
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︎ Jul 26 2022
What do you call a doormat in Spanish?
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︎ Jun 22 2022
My mother in law speaks Spanish and sometimes I have to apologize for laughing.
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︎ Jun 03 2022
Have you heard of that new Shipyard? They name their boats in Spanish. First was Uno, Second Dos
No one would buy the fifth ship.
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︎ Dec 05 2021
The spanish dad walks in on his son drinking
- Hello Son, what are you drinking?
- Soy Milk
- Hola milk, soy es tu padre!!
Terrible joke, I know, but I laugh a little everytime I hear someone say it!
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Got one in spanish for you guys!
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︎ Nov 13 2021
How do you say socks in Spanish?
Eso Si Que Es (S O C K S)
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︎ Aug 29 2021
Beck sang "Soy un perdedor", in Spanish. But what if he sang it in French, "Je suis un perdant"?
Then he could have been called "Que-Beck".
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︎ Dec 13 2021
What do you call rap in Spanish countries?
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︎ Jan 23 2022
In the Attack on Titan spanish dub Mikasa is actually 2 people.
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︎ Dec 13 2021
What do you shout at your spanish friend who's fighting in Thai boxing?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
Why can't Spanish people consent to sex in the dark
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︎ Jul 25 2021
How does Medusa greet her minions in Spanish?
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︎ Oct 16 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call a Spanish-speaking single father in the military?
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︎ Aug 17 2021
I'm in intimate relationships with several Spanish women.
I put the "amor" in "polyamory".
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Asked my Spanish friend if he liked any letters in the alphabet.
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︎ Sep 16 2021
Spanish people are already bilingual in Spanish and German.
When they laugh, ja ja ja.
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︎ Jul 25 2021
Hereβs a joke in Spanish:
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Did you know Daft Punk has a song in Spanish?
Its called Juan more time
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︎ Jul 10 2021
What do spanish programmers code in?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
What do you call a bow in spanish?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
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︎ Apr 24 2020
(laughs in Spanish)
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︎ Sep 17 2018
We got a new dog at the weekend, he only obeys commands in Spanish....
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Here's one in spanish...
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︎ May 20 2022
Here's one in spanish
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︎ Feb 19 2017
Here's one in Spanish...
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