I saw a great deal online for a 'Replica Rolex' for only $50. I just opened the box and found it is completely made of wood...

To make matters worse, it is covered with a dark circular imperfection in the wood grain. I won't accept this - knot on my watch.

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📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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My friend dad joked me today in our German lesson.

Other student: Do we have to do about the imperfect tense today?

Teacher: Yes, every lesson counts.

My friend: I thought that was only maths.

I wish his future children the best of luck.

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