Impaste Puns

A list of puns related to "Impaste"

Did you hear what happened to that Italian chef?

Yeah, he pasta way.

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👤︎ u/DeerIsGamer
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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A lot of people claim spaghetti can fly

But I say that’s impastable

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👤︎ u/ronwonswanson
📅︎ Oct 25 2022
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta … 🥹

It was worth every penne 😂

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👤︎ u/Vickiluna69
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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👤︎ u/bluestratmatt
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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I heard that there's a chef attempting to combine macaroni with a potato pancake

I mean, it's not impastable, but it's not very latkely either.

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👤︎ u/AADPS
📅︎ Feb 10 2022
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What’s a spaghetti noodles favorite movie?

Mission ImPASTAble

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👤︎ u/LazyGuyE
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Have you seen the new Tom Cruise movie where he plays an Italian chef?

Mission ImPASTAble

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👤︎ u/nick-lachey-lol
📅︎ Nov 24 2017
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