Below, find excerpts and videos showcasing different dialects of the Armenian language. You can also read more about the dialects here, here, and here. The Nayiri.com links take you to written examples, and flipping a few pages back and forth, you can find more information about that dialect.
Enjoy!
Akn (more)
- Komidas - Akna Oror (music audio)
- Cartoon version (video)
- Isabel Bayrakdarian - You Are Beautiful lullaby (music audio)
- Isabel Bayrakdarian - Two Playsongs from Agn (music audio)
- Nayiri.com: Akn
Agulis (Zok) (more)
- ีโค ินีธึีดีกีถีตีกีถ, ยซีีธึีถีถ ีธึ ิฟีกีฟีธึีถยป // H. Tumanyan - "The Dog and the Cat" (short story)
- ยซีีกีญีซีปึีกีถีตีกีถ ีดีกีฝีธึีถึีถีฅึยป // "Relics of Nakhichevan" (literature)
- ยซิผีธีฆีธึีกีถ ิฟีฟึีฅีฎ ีีถีปีธึีญีจยป ีฐีฅึีซีกีฉีจ (short story)
- Nayiri.com: Agulis
Astrakhan (more)
Arabkir (more)
Ararat [(more)](https://hy.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D4%B1%D6%80%D5%A1%D6%80%D5%A1%D5%BF%D5%B5%D5%A1%D5%B6_%D5%A2%D5%A1%D6%80%D5%A2
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
A play on words.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
