but graphing is where I draw the line
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It was from ancient Greece
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
But then I saw her face.
I told them we only accept cash.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
He said "There was a sail."
I still donโt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beerโฆ.
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! โค๏ธ
When I got home, they were still there.
It's half empty.
and yet according to Kraft Dinner, Iโm a 4-person family
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
They said it was grounds for termination.
But some won't get it
"It's to look at. "
sวสoษพpษp/ษน
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
I call it my trail mix
I said: โIs that a fret?'
But nothing wood work
..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '
Heโll come around eventually.
Itโs gave me thesaurus throat Iโve ever had.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
The cashier said nevermind
That's their back story.
And he said โfood usuallyโ.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
Kids meals only $150.
He did unspeakable things.
Thank you for the awards. You made my day ๐
but it sucks
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
He was much bigger than I expected.
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
I said "So it's a well gnome garden".
I laughed harder than he did.
But I never got the chants.
I just see it rising up.
It was Ancient Grease.
