I'm Hungry Puns

I haven't eaten all year.

(Happy New Year)

Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"

Me: "You want me to make you a sandwich?"

Son: "Ummm ... sure."

Me: grabs two slices of bread and puts his hand in between them "There, you're a hand sandwich."

Dad : let's order some food.

I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"

Dad: Hi son, I’ll go make you some lunch like the respectful father that I am, unlike those other dads that call their son hungry. The audacity of some people.

Sorry, I haven't got a taste for anything.

No you're not Gary. Put some pants on.

She just laughs and says, "Silly Daddy, I'm not hungry, I'm Nona." I didn't expect to be a grandfather so soon...

'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'

Me: Hi hungry, I'm American!

My Son: That only works if I said I was Hungarian...

Me: I could never make fun of a foreigner's poor English...

It's ate a clock.

That’s funny I don’t recall having a child with that name.

He went to the kitchen and discovered there was stewtonite.

This whole sub

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

But that would be time consuming.

Meat me at the fridge hungry, we will find an eggcellant meal.

Dad: There’s food in the kitchen. I’ll make something later. Me: Thanks, Dad. Dad: No problem, hungry.

The dad says “wow a talking goat!”

Then go get some food, you lazy ass.

Dropped this nugget on my 9 year old for the millionth time in the car. 20 minute drive home from baseball practice . Today, he turned the tables. "Hi Driving, I'm Son. Hi Frowning, I'm Son. Hi Grimacing, I'm Son. Hi Twitching, I'm Son." So proud right now. #dadwin

Uh son, your mother and I and getting a divorce

“Hi hungry I’m Dad.”

Hi hungry, I'm dad

I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"

Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

Son: Why did you have to name me this.

Dad: I named you Hungry, not This.

Dad: Hi hungry I’m dad.

Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm West Germany.

Dad: “Hi, Hungry. I’m Friday, come over Saturday and we’ll have a Sunday.”

Native American dad: How, hungry.

Hey hungry, I left