How dairy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicCatalyst23
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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How dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.

I think he’s just milking it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."

Dairy = dare he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A man threw cheese at me and I thought that’s not mature of him. He came along again and this time he threw a pint of milk at me. HOW DAIRY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?

With cheesy buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roppis1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Saw a guy pulling on this poor cow's tits in public. How dairy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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My friend told me he doesn’t like milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What did the man say when he found out the milk man was sleeping with his wife?

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tendiemancan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese

how dairy (dare he)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdWide6476
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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This morning, the milkman threw milk at my face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virasman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I was at the store yesterday and some dude threw a jug of milk at my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-have-lysdexia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Farmer milks his profits from cows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampFox525
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son just threw a milk carton at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SircFGC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oz_caution
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.

How dairy?!?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTeachClassics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I caught my milkman drinking out of one of my cartons this morning...

How dairy?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungryghost02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese! How dairy!
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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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I just had a guy throw milk at me

How dairy ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo-24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I saw a guy punch a cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPoon23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Some guy threw milk at me today.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakydude2298
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Some bloke just threw a glass of milk at me...

I thought, how dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessieface13
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Just saw a guy touch his cow's udder

how dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-starwing-
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I've just been attacked by the milkman. He threw milk at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My son said my jokes were cheesy

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today.

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Did you hear that farmer grabbed the cow's udder?

How dairy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Once upon a time a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miyashinzki
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My brother threw a carton of milk at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawyerdadoftwins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I was walking down the street one day and someone threw a jug of milk at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretttc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomo_29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattlg94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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A man just attacked me with cheese and milk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryuushinng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Went to the grocery store and some man threw butter and milk at me.

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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A guy attacked me with milk, cheese, and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0G35
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