A list of puns related to "Hops Beer"
Me: I wonder why it never played basketball....
Except maybe once in a Blue Moon
Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!
Wife: You've been drinking beer. I smell it on your breath.
Husband: No, I've been eating frog legs. You're smelling the hops.
Beer took my hops.
My girlfriend NEVER drinks, but she had a little bit of a stressful day this day and was kidding. We were walking into the grocery store after work.
Her: Whew, I feel like a beer!
Me: [squint and give the slightest grin]
Her: I don't feel like A beer! I feel like HAVING A beer!
Me: Well I feel like a beer. Look at all these hops. [hop a few times with feet together like an idiot]
She enjoyed my lame joke.
Dad: "Do you have frogs legs?" Waitress: "Yes" Dad: "Great! Hop over the counter and get me a beer!"
Dad: Son, I have come up with a new craft beer recipe.
Son: Really, Dad? That's cool. What makes it different?
Dad: Oh, it requires rabbits.
Son: Rabbits???
Dad: Yes. I need them for the hops.
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