For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukeyHov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.

He took one, but not of his own accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axion87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Went to a Honda dealership trying to buy a car.

Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragemor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Got my wife. She is car shopping, and looking at Hondas.

She saw an ad for a Honda Pilot, but it was sold when she called.

Me: So the Pilots are flying off the lot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bar10der76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I think this one speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/salad_memes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Car accidents

What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion

Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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On our way to vote today...

I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Dad joked a car salesman

Today I was at a Honda dealership finalizing a lease on my girlfriend's new car. The salesman was chatting us up and showed us a picture of his daughter. He says "This is my 2 year old daughter. Her name is Alexis". Without missing a beat I said "Alexis? Why didn't you name her a Honda?". Both the salesman and my girlfriend gave me the "oh no you didn't" look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnyapplsede
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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Dad was leaving...

My parents and a friend were over for dinner. My friend drives a Honda Element. Parents said goodbye and walked out to their car... Dad walks back in and says, "Hey bud. I think you're a little out of your element!" (He walked back in for that joke! Smh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziftastic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2014
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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