A list of puns related to "Honda Car"
It will be my Civic duty.
It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.
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I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"
She saw an ad for a Honda Pilot, but it was sold when she called.
Me: So the Pilots are flying off the lot?
What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion
Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.
I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."
Today I was at a Honda dealership finalizing a lease on my girlfriend's new car. The salesman was chatting us up and showed us a picture of his daughter. He says "This is my 2 year old daughter. Her name is Alexis". Without missing a beat I said "Alexis? Why didn't you name her a Honda?". Both the salesman and my girlfriend gave me the "oh no you didn't" look.
My parents and a friend were over for dinner. My friend drives a Honda Element. Parents said goodbye and walked out to their car... Dad walks back in and says, "Hey bud. I think you're a little out of your element!" (He walked back in for that joke! Smh)
Itβll be my Civic duty.
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