Hon'inbล Shลซsaku's home town is a Go tourist destination! reddit.com/gallery/mc2hh6
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Rewatching it 361 times was the secret to Hon'inbล Shลซsakuโ€™s success
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Rational
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I'd ruther not say
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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so many choices
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Well that didn't cross my mind
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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He knows too much
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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3.14159265387279 snek
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโ€™t expecting this!

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Rock bottom
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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I threw up in the toilet
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Hot
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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Had a good chuckle
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didnโ€™t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, โ€œIโ€™ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?โ€

He said, โ€œChange the batteries in your hearing aidโ€.

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Air and space museum
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My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

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I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Oh the tangled web we weave ...
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What is your favourite breakfast food?
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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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What do you call a mom who turns into a dad?

Transparent

(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)

(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)

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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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Always part of a classical dish
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Iโ€™ve got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.

Itโ€™s a dad-ly disease.

Happy Fatherโ€™s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnโ€™t mean a thing ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Spheres
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