My friends and I were at the beach digging a hole…
One of them tripped and pushed the other one into the hole we were digging. I looked down and asked,” You okay, fellas?”
I just started digging a hole to China
I must say, it's groundbreaking
Need help digging a hole.
The last guy ditched out on me.
You know what I said after digging a hole and finding water?
My son was in the garden, digging a hole. I thought he would get bored and stop but he kept digging until he hit water.
A Frenchman was frustrated after digging a deep hole only to have it fill with water.
"Eau well!" he exclaimed.
My friends are digging a hole in the ground to get water out of.
So I sent them a 'Get well' card.
What do you call a guy who likes to dig holes?
The best way to catch a polar bear is to dig a hole in the ice and surround it with peas.
When the bear stops to take a pea, you sneak up behind it and kick it in the ice hole.
I remember when the shovel was invented…
It was truly groundbreaking.
A man was digging holes for a new fence and got mad at the ground for ignoring his conversation
"What.... am I boring you?"
Digging holes is not fun, but making them even bigger is even worse.
It's official. My career is in ruins.
I just got a job as an archeologist.
The other day, I met a genie who granted me one wish. So, I told him: "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
My friend was explaining at length about how he was digging holes in his back yard for water.
My Son told me he wanted to be an independent archeologist.
I told him he'd just be digging a hole for himself
Do y’all have any jokes about shovels?
I really dig those types of jokes.
Why has the shovel been so popular over the years?
It was a groundbreaking invention.
What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?
What did the man say after digging three holes?
"Well, well, well..."
My dads favorite joke. Hopefully it hasn't been done before. Xpost from r/jokes
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
Two guys are digging holes
One says to the other
"Time flies."
The second guy replies
"Can't, they're too fast"
People say that digging holes can be fun.
...but I think it's really boring.
My job is digging holes to look for water
A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .
but I said that would be boring.
Indoor plumbing is nice
But digging a hole to the water table and bringing water up in buckets works just as well.
A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...
She decided to leave well enough alone.
How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?
If you dig a hole 60ft down, and poop in it, that's some deep shit.
The shovel is the best invention ever.
You could even say it’s groundbreaking
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
My friend just invented a new type of shovel
It's a groundbreaking idea
The man who created the shovel
Made a groundbreaking invention
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
When I was young I decided to become an archeologist.
Now my career is in ruins.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Dig a hole in the ice, 10 feet in diameter and 12 feet deep. Make sure it's a perfect circle or it won't work. Now, open a can of peas and place a pea every 8 inches apart all the way around the hole you dug. Once you've done so, find a good spot to hide and wait.
When a bear bends down to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
How do you catch a polar bear?
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Dig a hole in the ice
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Put some frozen peas in it
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When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...
So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
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