A man is being taken to the gallows for his execution. The executioner asked if he had any last requests, and he asked for a high five.
The executioner left him hanging.
Don't try to high five an executioner....
They'll leave you hanging.
Why should you never ask a Klan member for a high five?
Because they always leave you hanging.
If you ask for a high five while holding up both hands and they hit both...
Slap them and say "Here's your change"
My daughter came up to me and gave me a high five, then smiled and walked away
Without giving me a bye five. :(
You need to give your penis a high five
You don't wanna leave it hanging
How does leather face ask for a high five
“Give me some skin”
I like high fives and poker..
They both go hand-in-hand for me.
I tried to high five Logan Paul reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
[OC] Why are executioners so bad at high fives?
They always leave people hanging.
My daughter and I got ready to do a high five..
We missed, now we call them eye fives.
What do you call a "high five" over the internet?
A Wi-Five!
What do you call a surgical examination of a person addicted to high fives?
An uptopsy.
My wife asked our 1 year old for a high five...
...but he didn't feel like it. So, she took his hand and high-fived him anyway and said, "I stole I high five!"
I looked at her disapprovingly and said, "That was a low five."
My wife earned a dad high-five for this one
Wife: So we're going on a hike today, but we need to be careful because there's a bridge out on the way.
Son: But how are we going to get past it?
Wife: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
