Hear Aid Puns

A list of puns related to "Hear Aid"

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear Kool-Aid Man is going to run for president?

MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN

Oh yeah

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you call a cougar who becomes old and needs a hearing aid?

Def Leppard

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👤︎ u/throwawayoregon12
📅︎ Sep 01 2022
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid, saying it was the best ones on the market. I said, "what kind is it?"

"Uhh, 4:15," he said.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Jun 08 2022
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Sent my hearing aid away to get fixed and they told me they would contact me when it’s ready

Haven’t heard anything since

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👤︎ u/RyanD1211
📅︎ Jun 22 2022
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I’m really excited about over-the-counter hearing aids!

I’ll no longer have to lean over the counter just to hear what my pharmacist is saying.

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ Aug 18 2022
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

And I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Jul 23 2022
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I heard one of the new big cats at the zoo has a hearing aide...

Must be a deaf leopard.

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👤︎ u/SegavsCapcom
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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Courtesy of my 11 year old: 2 weeks ago, I turned my hearing-aid in for repair.

I haven't heard anything since.

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👤︎ u/NegZ68
📅︎ May 14 2022
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I think I've been scammed. I sent money for a new miracle Hearing Aid.

That was 6 months ago and I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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Hearing aids are on sale...

...the prices are unheard of!

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👤︎ u/alottapinacolada
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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To whoever stole my hearing aides ....

I hope you know those are ear-replaceable!

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👤︎ u/Snoo85799
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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I bought an inexpensive hearing aid.

My friend asked “What kind is it?” I replied “4:30”

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👤︎ u/dcolannino
📅︎ May 27 2021
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”

I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”

He said, “ Two thirty.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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I called to make an appointment with an audiologist today for new hearings aids.

The gal asked me 'how did you hear about us?'

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👤︎ u/Numb-Chuck
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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I was asking my doctor about hearing aids the other day....

But unfortunately I never heard back from him.

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👤︎ u/Skylantech
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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👤︎ u/Thrillhouse74
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?

I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?

I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...

And given the deaf penalty

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👤︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?

Neither did he!

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👤︎ u/Sith_Lord35
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing-aid in for a repair…

I haven’t heard anything since.

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👤︎ u/AdministrativeSock20
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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Two weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/themelomaneguy2
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since

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👤︎ u/Seeyalaterelevator
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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2 weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Jul 13 2022
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2 weeks ago i sent in my hearing aid for repair...

I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/ElijahTheChosenOne
📅︎ Jul 03 2022
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When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

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👤︎ u/seeseafuss
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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I sent my hearing aids out for repair three weeks ago.

I haven’t heard anything since!

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👤︎ u/MrAmazing3001
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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Sent my hearing aids out to be repaired 2 weeks ago

Haven’t heard anything since

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👤︎ u/Wacey166
📅︎ Mar 30 2022
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I sent my hearing aids for repair 2 weeks ago

Haven't heard anything since

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👤︎ u/a_man_wid_no_name
📅︎ Mar 25 2022
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I sent my hearing aids to get fixed 2 weeks ago

I haven't heard anything since.

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👤︎ u/StinkyS1m0n
📅︎ Mar 30 2022
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Why does it take so long! I sent my hearing aids in to get them fixed...

It's been 4 weeks now, and I haven't heard from them

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👤︎ u/BelieveTheGat
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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Took my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago

Haven't heard a thing since.

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👤︎ u/manobel
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago

Haven’t heard anything since

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👤︎ u/HuangWaang
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

I’ve heard nothing ever since.

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👤︎ u/Zayan-ali
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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I sent off for a free hearing aid about a month ago.

I haven't heard anything since!

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👤︎ u/JenovasChild666
📅︎ Oct 16 2021
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid for repair

I have heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/wastoo
📅︎ Aug 27 2021
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I sent my hearing aid for repair a month ago.

I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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What do you call a cougar with a hearing aid

A def leopard

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👤︎ u/dakotamicheals71
📅︎ Aug 06 2021
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What do you call an old cougar that needs a hearing aid?

Def Leppard

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Aug 11 2021
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?

Neither did he

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...

....she becomes a Def leopard.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?

A Def Leppard

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👤︎ u/Javery003
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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