Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear Kool-Aid Man is going to run for president?

MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN

Oh yeah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you call a cougar who becomes old and needs a hearing aid?

Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawayoregon12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2022
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid, saying it was the best ones on the market. I said, "what kind is it?"

"Uhh, 4:15," he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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Sent my hearing aid away to get fixed and they told me they would contact me when it’s ready

Haven’t heard anything since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanD1211
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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I’m really excited about over-the-counter hearing aids!

I’ll no longer have to lean over the counter just to hear what my pharmacist is saying.

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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

And I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2022
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I heard one of the new big cats at the zoo has a hearing aide...

Must be a deaf leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SegavsCapcom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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Courtesy of my 11 year old: 2 weeks ago, I turned my hearing-aid in for repair.

I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegZ68
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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I think I've been scammed. I sent money for a new miracle Hearing Aid.

That was 6 months ago and I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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Hearing aids are on sale...

...the prices are unheard of!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alottapinacolada
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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To whoever stole my hearing aides ....

I hope you know those are ear-replaceable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoo85799
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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I bought an inexpensive hearing aid.

My friend asked β€œWhat kind is it?” I replied β€œ4:30”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcolannino
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I called to make an appointment with an audiologist today for new hearings aids.

The gal asked me 'how did you hear about us?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Numb-Chuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I was asking my doctor about hearing aids the other day....

But unfortunately I never heard back from him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylantech
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?

Neither has he...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thrillhouse74
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?

I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?

I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...

And given the deaf penalty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?

Neither did he!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sith_Lord35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing-aid in for a repair…

I haven’t heard anything since.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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Two weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themelomaneguy2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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2 weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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2 weeks ago i sent in my hearing aid for repair...

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2022
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When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeseafuss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I sent my hearing aids out for repair three weeks ago.

I haven’t heard anything since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAmazing3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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Sent my hearing aids out to be repaired 2 weeks ago

Haven’t heard anything since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wacey166
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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I sent my hearing aids for repair 2 weeks ago

Haven't heard anything since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_man_wid_no_name
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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I sent my hearing aids to get fixed 2 weeks ago

I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StinkyS1m0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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Why does it take so long! I sent my hearing aids in to get them fixed...

It's been 4 weeks now, and I haven't heard from them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveTheGat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Took my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago

Haven't heard a thing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manobel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago

Haven’t heard anything since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuangWaang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

I’ve heard nothing ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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I sent off for a free hearing aid about a month ago.

I haven't heard anything since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenovasChild666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid for repair

I have heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wastoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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I sent my hearing aid for repair a month ago.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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What do you call a cougar with a hearing aid

A def leopard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakotamicheals71
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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What do you call an old cougar that needs a hearing aid?

Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?

Neither did he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...

....she becomes a Def leopard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?

A Def Leppard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Javery003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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