Hazardous Goods Puns

A list of puns related to "Hazardous Goods"

In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....

Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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👤︎ u/Renton_Knox
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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