did he just bust a move?
I am now semi retired! (Just saw this on Wheel of Fortune!)
I heard his performance was moving.
He never slaw it coming.
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
My son said: "why?"
Because he looks extremely "tired".
"Man, I wish I was that rich, where I could just send my lawn away to be mowed!"
He said to me "The driver must have been sauced."
A car salesman is trying to sell a truck, and finally someone comes onto his lot looking for a large work truck. The saleman greets the man, and the man immediately explains his need. The salesman directs him over to the truck. The man begins looking over this truck, scrutinizing ever detail. Eventually he turns to the salesman and says "the truck looks fantastic. Because i need to tow a lot of heavy equipment, i will not be buying the truck". The saleman is floored. "But sir, the truck has a wonderful engine, big enough to haul some of the heaviest of trailers and loads!" The man replies "yes, but theres just one small hitch".
Dad sees a semi truck hauling hay with a blown tire on the side of road
Dad: "Hay... that blows..."
Me: "Dammit, Dad..."
Though usually dad jokes are groan-worthy puns, I think this fits the category as a very dad-like joke despite the lack of punnery:
I got a message from my truck driver brother-in-law, who says he's hauling "post holes and sailboat fuel" back home today.
My parents and I are driving down the highway moving me to a new city. I have a lot of stuff, not enough to get a truck, yet too much for my car alone. My mom is leading in one car, my dad and I following in another. I see a wide load truck hauling a mobile home and tell my dad, "Look out for that house infront of us." His response...
"Oh please, your mother is not that fat"
We were driving through a parking lot, and a truck pulling a u-haul was speeding towards us.
I said "Man, that truck is hauling!!"
He just rolled his eyes. I thought it was hilarious. I am my father's daughter after all...
Did he bust a move?
He wanted to bust a move.
