Cyanide and Happiness Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanfuel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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Which would you rather have, eternal peace and happiness or a ham sandwich?

A ham sandwich. Nothing is better than eternal peace and happiness, and a ham sandwich is better than nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2_wyckyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2022
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what does a JPEG that struggles to find happiness in life have?

Compression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spycrabpuppet123
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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What starts with M, ends with E and can bring two people eternal happiness?

Me...

I'm a divorce lawyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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Happiness comes from within

That's why it feels so good to fart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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The 5 secrets to happiness for men....
  1. Find a woman who can make you laugh.

  2. Find a woman who can cook.

  3. Find a woman who really listens to you .

  4. Find a woman who is great in bed.

  5. Make sure these 4 women don't find out about each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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People say that money is not the key to happiness...

But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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The Keys to Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RJ2123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al25fcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call a ship that brings happiness?

A Dreadnought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rape_is_not_epic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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Art by Cyanide & Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I never knew what happiness was until I got married....

...and then, it was too late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My parents always said money couldn't by happiness...

Then I got Antidepressants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnDayzRP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go....

Others, whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Did you know the letter β€œH” in marriage represents happiness?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why can't Tennis players ever find happiness?

Love means nothing to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Money can’t buy happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meerkatch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Your path to happiness will be a confusing one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bushywookiee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A man doesn't know what true happiness is until he's had children.

But then it's too late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growlingbear
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Cyanide and Happiness never ceases to amaze. imgur.com/dc518vF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlerner42
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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I finally figured out the keys to happiness

:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Musical puns are a Major Key to my happiness imgur.com/G4nFNxI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearBoredom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Cyanide and Happiness #3897, thought it may be appreciated here [xpost /r/cyanideandhappiness]

http://explosm.net/comics/3897/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomenheimer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Life, Liberty, and the Prosciutto of Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesschechi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Intolerance - Home of Cyanide and Happiness explosm.net/comics/3925
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiceGuyMike
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Classic Cyanide and Happiness imgur.com/r5JZ51b
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambles299
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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Cyanide and Happiness always has more of these :D
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soggyit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Chores - Cyanide & Happiness Minis youtu.be/IAI88SA5u94
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πŸ‘€︎ u/destructdisc
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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I asked my friend if she could find some quotes about happiness for me

she said she was positive she could find some

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Dad Joke. Cyanide and Happiness style imgur.com/7qbcB2M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajl_mo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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"Happiness does not fall out of the blue, and dreams will not come true by themselves."

That's what Xi said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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The happiness chemical is the coolest one...

Or as the kids say, "dope I mean..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lv_InSaNe_vL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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If money can't buy you true happiness,

I guess you'll just have to rent it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Bonheur is French for happiness. Boner is English for a good time. Coincidence?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricdog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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Why can't tennis players ever find happiness [x-post from AdviceAnimals] imgur.com/OgbEY
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Cyanide & Happiness #4529, the cure to the dad joke

I thought you might appreciate C&H's recent dad joke comic :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jinglebellpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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They say happiness comes from within...

That's why it feels so good to fartπŸ’¨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sly_guy73
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2022
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Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....

.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Happiness comes from within.

That's why it feels so good to fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Today's Cyanide and Happiness!

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/disorder.png

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