A list of puns related to "Hamburglar"
Patty theft.
(Disclaimer: Stolen from Pete Holmes, but he's the daddiest non-dad on TV)
A Hamburgini! Haha
A Hamburglar
. . . . . . do they have a count of Hamburglars served?
My sister just called me to tell me this story that just happened to her today:
She ordered boots from Amazon and they were delivered and left at the door (which her neighbor let her know). So she gets home and sees just the boot box...no Amazon box like every other package comes from them. Obviously, she's suspicious and thinks her boots were probably stolen.
She opens the box, the boots are there...BUT THEY'RE STUFFED WITH MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS.
STUFFED. WITH. HAMBURGERS.
She calls our dad because she's livid and she yells WHO DOES THAT?!
His response?
The hamburglar.
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