A guy name .zip seemed depressed, so I tried talking to him...
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I couldnβt remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Did you guys know Yoda actually has a last name?
Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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︎ May 10 2020
Hey guys, my nameβs Chad. Iβve been sober for 47 days now.
Not in a row or anything. Just... total.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
"Dad, I don't remember that guy's name, what is it?"
Mr. E.!
(Came to me in a flash, totally whooshed my son unfortunately)
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Can you guys come up with a pun using my crushβs name?
Her name is Amelia can you guys help me out?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What do you name a guy who agrees with everything?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I was talking to a Russian guy but he wouldn't tell me his name
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Whatβs the name of the guy who takes care of your lawn?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I'm a mysterious guy, so I want to change my last name to Yus.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldnβt think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
When I used to be a wrestler, I would get a guy in a head lock and write my name on their forehead.
It was my signature move.
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards,
Thomas
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︎ Jun 14 2018
I know a guy who knowβs a guy. I had him make me a fake ID card with a different name.
My alias was Justin Case.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Why shouldnβt you rent your home to a guy name Kevin?
Cause he wonβt pay Durent
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︎ Apr 16 2019
The guy's name is Forrest. Wocka wocka!
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︎ Aug 11 2018
There's a guy at work whos name is Ravi
I asked if his last name is Oli...
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︎ Mar 22 2019
what's the maiden name of a dyslexic guys wife?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Whatβs the name of the Mexican guy who lost his car?
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︎ Mar 28 2018
Today I met a guy whose last name was Rapier.
I thought it was an awesome name, until he told me people sometimes think it's pronounced "raper."
I guess his name is a double-edged sword.
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︎ Mar 13 2018
This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"
"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they
all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."
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︎ Dec 06 2014
I work with two guys names Jose.
Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.
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︎ Jun 29 2017
So three guys walked into a bar. Their names were Past, Present, and Future...
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︎ Oct 04 2013
Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family"
My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
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︎ Jan 24 2016
Dad, when watching basketball and a Croatian or Serbian guy's name comes up on screen-
Too bad.. spelled that guy's name wrong. Must've been outta vowels
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︎ Oct 03 2013
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