Guinness Brewery Puns

Hi all. I’ll be in your amazing city on Jan 8 and 9, mainly for the Ravens v Steelers game on the Sunday.

I’d like to check out the Guinness Brewery. I’ve been to the one in Dublin, so it might be cool to be able to say I’ve been to both….I’m a geek that way.

I know the actual Guinness draft at the Baltimore site is brewed in Dublin, but they do brew other stuff. I’m also assuming that their Dublin-brewed Guinness will be among the best pints served anywhere outside of Ireland.

Has anyone been to the Baltimore site? Is it any good?

TIA.

I love when I get a whiff of the barley being added to the hot water from the brewery in the air, can smell it as far as blanch some days, some love some hate it, as a guinness drinker definitely in the love camp what about everyone else?

"Saints Preserve us," says she, "is Mike alright?"

Pat responds, "I'd like to tell ya that, but it'd be a lie!"

"Ya don't mean that me Mike's been hurt?" says Mary.

"Sure, an it's worse than that," says Pat, "he's fallen inta the beer vat and drowned!"

"Oh, well" says Mary, "At least it was quick, ya know he couldn't swim a lick!"

"Oh, I wish I could be tellin ya that," says Pat, "but it's be a lie. He got out three times ta pee!"

'I'm sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today'.

'Oh my god!' replied Mary, 'What happened?!'

'He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout' said the worker, sadly.

'That's terrible! Was it a quick death at least?' asked Mary.

'I'm afraid not,' the worker replied, 'He got out twice to take a piss