Gorilla Glue Puns

A list of puns related to "Gorilla Glue"

I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄

It left her speechless 🤐

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👤︎ u/B3A5TxM0DE
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?

Her stupidity knew no bonds

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do apes use to fix things?

Gorilla Glue

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👤︎ u/RSGaming0416
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Are grandpas the equivalent of a level 10 dad when it comes to dad jokes?

This is a conversation on Facebook...

Grandma posts: Does anyone know how to get gorilla glue out of carpet?

Grandpa replies: Feed it a banana.

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👤︎ u/matwithonet13
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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Gorilla Glued

Me: Should I use the Gorilla Glue?

Dad: Did you break your Gorilla?

Me:....

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👤︎ u/ChasingGoldenSnatch
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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