What do apes use to fix things?

Gorilla Glue

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Are grandpas the equivalent of a level 10 dad when it comes to dad jokes?

This is a conversation on Facebook...

Grandma posts: Does anyone know how to get gorilla glue out of carpet?

Grandpa replies: Feed it a banana.

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Gorilla Glued

Me: Should I use the Gorilla Glue?

Dad: Did you break your Gorilla?

Me:....

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