What makes a dad joke a good dad joke.

Actually, not what but good does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2022
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I had a very good dad joke.

But sadly I cant post it because I missed the dad-line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestoryDerEchte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2022
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What makes a good step-dad joke?

Same thing as a dad joke, you just take it a step father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumbles_Stiltskin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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I got a good dad joke but it's a bit tasteless.

Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snykwan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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I tried to find good dad joke spider related puns using Google search

Unfortunately, I couldn't find the correct web site...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ipigs140
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2022
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my wife doesn't think this is a good dad joke.

My wife: my ear is ringing for some reason

Me: you should probably answer it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Penguin420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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How do you measure how good a dad joke is?

With a sighsmograph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1995droptopz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Looked forever for a good dad joke to post here with no luck,

I guess I need to upgrade my dad-abase

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Now that I’m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say β€œI bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My dad made a good joke

(Context, I, Dylan, and my cousin, Will, normally play tennis together but I was playing with another kid named Ethan and my dad likes to cheer us on and calls us WD)

My dad was about to chant go ED but he didn’t want us to go soft on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylanSnipedU
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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What's the difference between a dad joke made by an old man and a really good dad joke?

One is a granddad joke and the other is a grand dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4l4p3n0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2022
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[Request] My yearbook quote is due tomorrow. I'm looking for some good quality dad joke. Plz help!

I'll start with my own (I think it kinda suck tho, definitely need some better ones):

Do you know why we smell worse as we grow up?

Because we are getting odor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_Skywalker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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I came to the sub, but was unable to think of a good dad joke.

It's unfortunate. I thought it would be a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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on one hand, I want to make a good dad joke

But on the other hand, there's five fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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How do you know it’s a really good Dad Joke.

…..If mom rolls her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1azfasnobch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...

It becomes tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love_and_Poop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Decided to tell my parents some good news with a dad joke

"So, do you have to work on Labor Day this year?"

"No, we both have off."

"Did you hear they're changing it next year?"

"What?"

"Yeah, they're moving it to April."

Looks of confusion

"At least that's what my doctor said."

The dawning of comprehension on their faces, then big smiles and hugs!

..... Btw, I am a woman. I didn't specify in the post, but the context clue would be "MY doctor." I was just raised on sarcasm and corny jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonnieisstillhot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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Good ole dad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherOfCrim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Not a dad, but got my classmates and teacher with a good dad joke

So, before i get to the joke, you should all know that everyone in my class knows me for my shitty dad jokes and they hate me for it and today was probably the proudest moment of my life. So here's what happened.

Ecology teacher: does anyone know how to pronounce the name of this bird?

Me: willow ptarmigan (pronounced willow tarmigan. you see where this is going)

15 seconds later

Me: did you know that you can't hear willow ptarmigans go to the bathroom.

Confused classroom: what? Why?

Me: because the P is silent...

I hear the class slowly fill with groans and "oh my god"s followed by some guilty chuckles. And then, my teacher, who is about as strict and as hard to make laugh as they get, slowly sinks into her table and covers her face. And then she giggles. Just a little. This goes right up there for proudest moment of my life, next to saving a child from a burning building. Except I've never saved a child from a burning building...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miqdadmatethatsme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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How to write a good dad joke

Well it needs a proper setup, followed by a PUNchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeanTheBermanator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Home Depot checkout line is as good a place as any for a dad joke

I needed to run to Home Depot just a little while ago, and my eight year old son has been driving my wife insane, so he was sent with me. He asked a hundred questions about what tool does what and why I needed this or that. Despite my distracted supervision, he surely mixed up several loose nuts and bolts.

At the exit of the self checkout line, there's a massive gumball machine that holds massive gumballs. I rarely carry change, so he's out of luck.

Sonny Boy: Dad, can I have a quarter?

Me (checking out): Nope. Don't have one.

Sonny Boy: You don't have any cents?

Me: If I had any cents, I'd have left you at home tonight.

No, he didn't get it, and I'm shocked he set it up so well by saying cents. But, the dude in the line next to me let out a solid guffaw. We made the satisfying, knowing eye contact of two dad joke aficionados. I'm glad someone else heard it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtsjr
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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What do FedEx’s reputation and a good dad joke have in common?

It’s all about the delivery man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forevercha0s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Heard a really good Dad joke about dementia

Just can't remember it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Not a joke say but a good prank my dad pulls.

Years ago my dad got his ring finger torn off, so now all he has is a little stub.

So now when he meets new people he puts ketchup on it and puts a Chinese finger trap on. He walks up to them and puts on a flustered face. When they tell him he needs to "push together" he replies with "don't be stupid that won't work!"

He then proceeds to yank his finger out.....that's my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeppelinofled
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I tried to come up with a good dad joke about cars

But it was exhausting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I was never good being a dad joke teller....

So I became a bank teller instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb1216
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My 3yr Old Daughter Has Good Dad Joke Instincts

We are hanging out and I'm asking her silly questions.

I asked, "Does a horse say "meow"?" She quickly responded with a big smile... "Nay!"

I'm a proud poppa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1dolla2dolla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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So I used to know a really good dad joke but I don’t remember exactly how it went.

If only I could remember where I Reddit. (Please don’t judge too harshly this is my first dad joke and my first post on a big subreddit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleLionTower
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I saw a train and was trying to think of a good dad joke..

And then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenapple848
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Calling all dads with jokes: What's a good "dad joke" to work into my proposal for my girlfriend tonight?

Gonna do it at a nice steakhouse. Thinking about what I should say, but I also want to throw in a "dad joke" to make her laugh a bit since she likes those.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdunc956
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Lol..I thought this was a good dad joke /r/Jokes/comments/j6jlya/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Upstairs_9077
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I thought it was a good dad joke.

My wife asked me to remove a spider this morning. I look up and reply "He's made his web, now he can sleep in it" - I got 'the look'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonewallgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My wife got me with a good Krakatoa dad joke

We were talking about the eruption of Krakatoa. I was going on about how the sound circled the earth 4 times, and how it was so loud it burst the eardrums of sailors 40 miles away. Without missing a beat my wife said "Krakatoa? More like Krakaneara".

She's got better dad jokes than me, I'm failing my daughters.

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Good dad joke from u/ljwheeler23 /r/Jokes/comments/fln3p4/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsoyka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I have never heard a good dad joke?

Dad: Well you should tell them to speak louder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My wife, who has been a bit sick lately, normally a staunch opponent of the 'Dad Joke', got me pretty good the other day.

Her: 'I feel a bit Belgian this morning.'

Me: 'What?'

Her: 'Ya know? Phlegmish!'

It's been haunting me ever since. Now anytime I make a dad-joke, rather than groaning she just responds, 'eh, still not as good as mine.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormageddonDLA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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How do you make a good dad joke?

Dammit, I forget the punchline, I know I put it somewheres around here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalPenguin28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Daughter had a good dad joke

She got an ice cream cone from the freezer. When she opened it, and found the tip of the cone was broken. She said " there's no point eating this."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keepmecoming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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Some people just can't appreciate a good dad joke these days :/

I can't post a picture so here
Also, I know this isn't really a joke post, so I'll just put one here.
Where do horses live?
In a neeeeeeighborhood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowbandits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Darth Vader loves a good Dad Joke (/r/StarBlecch xpost)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadfraggle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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Wanna know the difference between a good joke and a dad joke?

A Dad will only laugh at one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2021
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What makes a good dad joke?

A family for him to tell them to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhhokanything
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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A good joke becomes a dad joke when...

...you go father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkfoxdx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What makes a dad joke a good dad joke?

The father he goes, the more he's kid-ding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I have a good dad joke

I don’t have a dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimitaratanasov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I came up with a good dad joke today

But I forgot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henry_Mitchell57
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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If a dad joke is a really good dad joke,

Does that make it a grand father joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdbacon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I would tell you a good dad joke...

But I already am one πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
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