A list of puns related to "Dad Joke About"
We were entry-level accountants at a large firm, doing a coffee run for a team of about 20. It took foreverrr for the cafe to make them all and even longer for us to figure out how to get all these coffees back upstairs. We finally get back to the team and one of the partners exclaimed “Guys! Where the hell have you been?! That took half an hour!” Being new we sort of didn’t say anything and slunk away to our desks. Then, out of nowhere about 15 seconds later, my mate sticks his head up and yells “better latte than never!”
That’s when he became my best mate.
They stink
I guess I missed the punch line
It’s Bad! It’s Bad! Its really, really Bad!
But everything I come up with is too unicorny.
Q: What did the millennial say when their parents asked to borrow money?
A: "Sorry, I have to pay for my avocados!"
which is funny because -- avocados??
When I was in 4th grade (9 yo), my teacher, Mr. Combs loved to tell us Dad jokes. It’s one of my reasons why I love these jokes so much.
I remember one distinctly, Mr. Combs was teaching us time (AM and PM)
Mr. Combs: and bathroom time is B.M. Class: bursts out laughing Me (not laughing): EWWWW! That’s disgusting. (9 yo me was not at all mature) Marilyn, a classmate, to me: You just don’t get it! Mr. Combs, still chuckling at his pun: no, she’s the only one who does get it!
It was Superior.
But I don’t know about watt.
is a rare medium well done.
It’s tongue in cheek.
What’s the most apparent issue with being an orphan?
Well…I guess the issue really isn’t that apparent.
No pun in ten did.
Hello everyone,
I recently started making T-Shirts with dad jokes on them. I wanted to know if the rules here allow me to post my creations here.
Please advise.
Note: I tried to mark this as meta, but can't seem to add flair... Am I doing something wrong?
Here are some examples of my work:
https://imgur.com/gallery/AfuPwCn
But that would really be a stretch.
It’s a dog gone good joke.
...but I'm drained.
But I thought it was uncalled for
Groaning Myrtle
It was kidding around.
A step dad joke.
...but my kids told me to keep mum
It was a founding fathers joke.
Y
he got the whole squad laughing.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
It's pointless.
Well fiddlesticks, I just had it... If I remember it later I will post it...
I just sighed and said "K, pop"
I wish I could post a picture here, but it says, "Dad Jokes are how eye roll."
It's a meta-Dad joke. I'm so proud of her!
He won the no bell prize
All I remember is that it’s been a long running joke in my family
My birthday is today (Sept. 2) my dad’s birthday was Sept. 1. Me: “Hey dad, I bet I was an awesome birthday present” Dad: “Not bad, but you were a better New Years Eve present.”
Took me a while to figure out pregnancy lasts about 9 months.
Wife: No.. Dad: Nevermind, it's too corny.
... that's not a dad joke, they're just kidding
But too many people on this sub are complaining about dirty jokes!
Dad: That’s the spirit!
But they're rarely well done.
It's about thyme
He Said “You”
It was a mean joke!
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