Good Chess Puns

A list of puns related to "Good Chess"

Why are British people so good at chess?

Because their Queen never dies.

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👤︎ u/Ellie_Spitzer2005
📅︎ Dec 14 2021
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I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently.They just kept bragging about how good they are at the game.

There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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Watson: Good grief Holmes! This chess board is precisely 12 inches wide.

Holmes: The game is afoot!

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👤︎ u/RRatty
📅︎ Apr 07 2022
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What do you call a girl who's very good at human chess and checkers?

Ingrid.

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👤︎ u/spar_wors
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why are so few birds good at chess?

Because it's a game only Two Can play...

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👤︎ u/El_Moochio
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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My friend is in a band. They have a Polish sound engineer.

They also have a Czech one too, a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/ChickenAndWaffles762
📅︎ Aug 11 2022
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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...

..so we stopped and went home.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...

.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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