I am going to the dentist today...

...for the hole tooth, and nothing but that tooth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/slowshot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I am scared about going to the dentist knowing how expencive it can be

I just have to brace myself and get it over with.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Knerteren
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Driving my son to the dentist, I asked "Are they going to do a cavity search."

"No," he said. "They already did."

"Tell me more about this dentist."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/30thirteen
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2016
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Told my coworker I was going to the dentist. He's a dad of 3 so I shoulda seen this coming.

Me: Just a heads up, I have a dentist appointment at 3 so I'll be leaving around 2:30.

Coworker: tooth hurty

http://i.imgur.com/qs1ctyo.png

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/glendonray
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What time does the Irishman go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hobanwashborne
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nerfviking
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?

Egypt his tooth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Joeburgs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ScottyUrb
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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@my office: 4 yr boy says โ€œwhy did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?โ€

Because he had Ginger-vitis!

That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tizom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What time did dad go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dumpster_Sauce
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Xinkand
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FrescoIX
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What happens when you donโ€™t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nate_hawwk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blandlemon
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtee

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/labink
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kilokiilo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Time to go to the dentist
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fladavpam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Whats the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two Thirty!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/4DizzleWizzle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eddiespaghettio
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Whenโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/watercolorfiddle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PersonWalker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VVIIVVI
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtey

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/here-for-the-_____
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wampzi
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hennymy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frenchfrieswithegg
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hayeshilton
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yashrajt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sea_For
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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At what hour do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pol_lesa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What time do i go to the dentist?

At 2:30.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Q: Whatโ€™s the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth hurty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NameViolation666
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What time is it when itโ€™s time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hadleyiscool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What time does the Chinese man go to the Dentist?

"Tooth-Hurty."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lobstaparty
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/B3arD0wn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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