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Going To The Dentist Puns

A list of puns related to "Going To The Dentist"

I am going to the dentist today...

...for the hole tooth, and nothing but that tooth.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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I am scared about going to the dentist knowing how expencive it can be

I just have to brace myself and get it over with.

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👤︎ u/Knerteren
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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Driving my son to the dentist, I asked "Are they going to do a cavity search."

"No," he said. "They already did."

"Tell me more about this dentist."

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👤︎ u/30thirteen
📅︎ May 25 2016
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Told my coworker I was going to the dentist. He's a dad of 3 so I shoulda seen this coming.

Me: Just a heads up, I have a dentist appointment at 3 so I'll be leaving around 2:30.

Coworker: tooth hurty

http://i.imgur.com/qs1ctyo.png

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👤︎ u/glendonray
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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What time does the Irishman go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/hobanwashborne
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/nerfviking
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why did the pharaoh go to the dentist?

Egypt his tooth.

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👤︎ u/Joeburgs
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”

Because he had Ginger-vitis!

That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!

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👤︎ u/tizom
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What time did dad go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/Dumpster_Sauce
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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👤︎ u/Xinkand
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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👤︎ u/FrescoIX
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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👤︎ u/nate_hawwk
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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👤︎ u/blandlemon
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtee

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👤︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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Time to go to the dentist
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👤︎ u/fladavpam
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Whats the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two Thirty!

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👤︎ u/4DizzleWizzle
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

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👤︎ u/eddiespaghettio
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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👤︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtey

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👤︎ u/here-for-the-_____
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/wampzi
📅︎ May 27 2020
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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👤︎ u/Hennymy
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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👤︎ u/frenchfrieswithegg
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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👤︎ u/Sea_For
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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At what hour do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/pol_lesa
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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What time do i go to the dentist?

At 2:30.

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👤︎ u/Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth hurty.

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👤︎ u/NameViolation666
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What time is it when it’s time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/hadleyiscool
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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What time does the Chinese man go to the Dentist?

"Tooth-Hurty."

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👤︎ u/Lobstaparty
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling..

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👤︎ u/B3arD0wn
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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