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Godzilla! Puns

A list of puns related to "Godzilla!"

What type of vegetation does godzilla eat when he's hungry?

Nuclear power plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMermaidIsWaifu
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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What did Godzilla say after he ate Hawai'i?

"I want Somoa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyImUnderway
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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Did you hear that Godzilla had Diarrhea?

It was all over the town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Godzilla decided that he was only going to eat remote Scottish lighthouses

he became a Skerryvore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyan-180
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?

Pub Squash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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If Godzilla had a son..

..his name would be Jesuszilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The new Godzilla Vs. Kong trailer says that Kong and Godzilla are at war...

Does that mean Kong might use... guerrilla warfare?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tediousmangoes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?

I WANT SAMOA!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Somebody asked me the name of Godzilla’s son..

They called him Jesus-zilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Did you hear about Godzilla in Korea?

Residents described events as Seoul-crushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Godzilla in a Nutshell imgur.com/4NNbuXD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/razorsharpgears
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Where did Godzilla find the perfect home?

Godzillow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PutterPlace
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The whole restaurant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call a straight Godzilla fan?

Hedorahsexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkknight529
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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