5 Hilarious Gibbed Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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👤︎ u/Nickl444

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid

📅︎ May 01 2019

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I used to be in a band called 1023mb

we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere

*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87

📅︎ Feb 26 2017

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What is a tiny plank of wood with nothing to do?

A little bored

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👤︎ u/wer190

📅︎ Jun 30 2017

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This is every conversation between my girlfriend and her dad

http://i.imgur.com/chCkGib.png

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👤︎ u/scottman25

📅︎ Jun 16 2014

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