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Ghost Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Ghost Food"

Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?

Because it's super natural

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👤︎ u/infinitywee
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite food?

Boo berries

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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What kind of food do ghosts eat?

Booberries!

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👤︎ u/boomdoom155
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"

She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"

I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"

She laughed so hard she choked on her food.

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👤︎ u/overkill
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Passing by a Restaurant

Mom: "What kind of restaurant is that?"

Me: "I'm pretty sure it's a Soul Food joint."

Mom: "Huh, looks like it's empty."

Dad: "No, it's actually pretty busy. It just looks empty because all of the customers are ghosts."

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👤︎ u/Kris_Smith
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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