7 Hilarious Ghandi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?

Because he practiced naan-violence.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2021

Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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👤︎ u/SamuraiSAM5

📅︎ Jul 08 2019

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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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👤︎ u/JEJoll

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Ghandi started a fight at a party. When asked to leave, he replied

Namaste

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👤︎ u/Alth-

📅︎ Apr 12 2017

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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.

In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

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👤︎ u/yougotyolks

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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👤︎ u/DrunkRedditBot

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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Because Ghandi was barefoot all the time and had bad hygiene...

He was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Jun 12 2017

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