Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in the genes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annthaknee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Gregor Mendel was an outspoken genetics genius

And still giving us a peas of his mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.

It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?

It was udderly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HwackAMole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What does a dog receive after he finishes his PHD in genetics?

A pet-degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluegame1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.

My experiment was a complete six-s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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A mad scientist genetically engineered a giant fly.

One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas

Assistant: what on earth are you doing?

mad scientist looks up from his work.

Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call a genetically engineered cow?

A mootant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshsalvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia?

AND...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.

They could call them CRISPRs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lit_geek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolinokami
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.

Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.

And that’s why children will always pay for the β€œshins of their father.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My friend told me that he’s afraid of eating genetically modified fruit.

I said, β€œGrow a pear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Me to my wife taking about our soon to be first child's genetic traits:

I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.

She didn't laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honkygrandma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I had a joke about genetics but I forgot it. I think I get it from my mom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muste1a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call someone who clones trains?

A genetic engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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They were in the same damn box!

We will never know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.

Pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidisrussia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I told the Doctor "I think I have genetic diarrhea..."

He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."

"But it's in my jeans!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Genetic Engineering...

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebraun1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.

The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13thmurder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What is the genetics of hair color?

It's inhairited from your parents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Human genetics means two Wongs don't make a white.

Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_henning
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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My doctor said my constant diarrhea was a problem caused by genetics.

It runs in my genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.

I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My twin brother called me from prison.

He said: "You know how we finish each other's sentences?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Cuda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My dad has a rare genetic disorder that he passed down to me.

He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choochngoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Researchers have just found out that diarrhea is influenced by genetics

Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2013
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My kid asked me, β€œDad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, β€œUsually to avoid answering questions like these.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.

It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chezni19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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I've been trying to genetically engineer a much tastier fish

I just want to make the world a better plaice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshcomley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpBomber85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gruffudd725
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Diarrhea is genetic...

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsZlayers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

Runs in the family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Diarrhea is genetic.

It runs in your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieMike111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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TIL diarrhea is genetic

Turns out in runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senorslappy10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Did you know diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickballer
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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TIL that diarrhea is actually genetic!

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffees_dota2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Did you know diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chitownsox19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I have a genetic disposition for diarrhea.

It runs in my jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walrus_fest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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