Gay Marriage Puns

A list of puns related to "Gay Marriage"

My time in the Boy Scouts really made me a supporter of gay marriage

It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways

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👤︎ u/8675309ice
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why is gay marriage an issue?

Some people are fucking assholes!

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👤︎ u/Shawnnerz
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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How much Gay Sex was had?

Dad: Hey. How much gay sex do you think was had when they passed the Gay Marriage Bill?

Me: Um, *sigh, how much?

Dad: A Butt-Load!!!

Me:*Sigh

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👤︎ u/Thefloyd021
📅︎ Jun 30 2015
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Father Margin

Me (reading news): Huh, there must be an large Irish Priest named Margin...

Wife: Why?

Me: I just read "Voters in Ireland back amendment allowing gay marriage by big margin"

Wife: ...

Me: That's going to be one busy priest....

Wife: ... ...

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👤︎ u/thorrablot
📅︎ May 24 2015
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I'm ashamed to say this got me laughing too....

Fr0stman: Dad why is gay marriage such a big issue?

Dad: Because people are fucking assholes :D!!!

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👤︎ u/Fr0stman
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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