My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
My dad was once playing the Game Of Life.
But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, “Son, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!”
I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade.
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said “OK, nearest the bull starts”. ...
He went “Baaa”
I went “Moooo”
He said ok you start.
My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours
Good friends are hard to find.
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
The definition of a pick up game.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
She ran away from the ball.
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
A wife came home and finds her husband sitting in front of a game of chess....
...with a raw egg propped up on the other side.
She asks: "What are you doing?"
He responds: "Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg..."
"So... you decided to play it in a chess game?"
"Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!"
What do you call a type of protein that plays games?
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
After my son’s soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
Do you know what happens when you are badly injured playing a game of peekaboo?
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
That's a big ammount of games tbh
What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?
I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...
No matter how hard I racked my brain.
The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.
He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.
What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?
What do you call a game of hide and seek that's in a hospital?
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
I recently had breakfast with Tenacious D while playing a game of cards
Nothing like playing blackjack with Jack Black over a stack of flapjacks
I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
What animal is always at a game of cricket?
Why is Binding of Issacc Kratos's favourite game?
Because he loves his BOI!
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket
What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
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