Funny Team Name Puns

I'm going to a quiz with my girlfriend's work in a couple of weeks and need to think of a name. I've been thinking for a while and can't think up anything original, but I also want it to be somehow relevant to her work - she works for a local city council here in the UK.

Any suggestions?

Hi, everyone!

I’m a middle school teacher and my school is doing a charity event where teachers team up with students to complete a series of challenges. Every team has a costume and a funny name. My students’ costume selection is pink cowgirl (rodeo shirt, pink skirt, pink hat, boots, etc). They’ve asked me to come up with a pun for our team name and I’m struggling. Can anyone help me out here?

I’m looking for family friendly puns only please! These are kids!

TIA!!!!

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

My dad and I were talking about how some people find team names like the Chiefs and Redskins offensive. Out of respect for these people, he started referring to KC as the "Kansas City Executives." Took me a minute to get it. Very funny dad.

My brother is creating a funny custom sweater for my boyfriend’s DJ name(DJ Grind Train). He wants to create a tag line under the DJ name but wants it’s to be a dirty pun. Like… “get ready to get railed”. C’mon team, I know you can create a better dirty pun than mine!

Thanks!!