playing dnd, totally not ready to name this character. it's a halfling that is a detective that also eats poop. (it's how he solves crimes)
The company I work for has just purchased a Barge for works on a bridge. There is a competition to name the Barge and I would love it if the reddit community could help me win- I get a paid day off if successful. The best I have come up with is the “Pablo Escabarge” but I’m pretty sure naming our new barge after a mass murder and drug lord won’t go down!
The moose replies "no u"
I am trying to come up with a name for a boat rental company that is aimed towards college students. It needs to be something raunchy/punny that people will laugh at and remember.
So far I have: Boats n Ho’s Wet Willie Water rentals Wet n Wild rentals (already taken but an example)
So I’m hoping the internet will do its magic and help me find a name for this place! Let me know if there’s a better subreddit I should post this in!
I need a name for a fictional tailoring business based in 1901 wildwest America. I want it to be funny, perhaps a bit dirty, and at least semi-original. The business will provide alterations and custom clothing. It cannot heavily reference modern pop culture.
Here's ideas so far: A stitch in time Ab-sew-lutely In stitches Beauty and the pleat
Give me your punniest recommendations!
Recently came into a dumpster business and want to change the name. We're not a serious bunch (it's a family business) so would love a funny/punny name.
(Not sure if this is allowed here so feel free to delete)
Doremi Fazzola Tideau.
Milk. It’s pasteurised before you can see it.
I couldn't get pasta.
I was looking for some help coming up with a punny wedding hashtag.
Last name Way
I’m Lexi marrying C-Way
Thanks in advance for any help or suggestions! Looking for something funny.
To get a boooook book book book
Hi, everyone!
I’m a middle school teacher and my school is doing a charity event where teachers team up with students to complete a series of challenges. Every team has a costume and a funny name. My students’ costume selection is pink cowgirl (rodeo shirt, pink skirt, pink hat, boots, etc). They’ve asked me to come up with a pun for our team name and I’m struggling. Can anyone help me out here?
I’m looking for family friendly puns only please! These are kids!
TIA!!!!
Looking for help here. I have a friend who is about to be engaged and we want to make a shirt with a funny pun on it for him to wear after he proposes.
His name is Thomas, loves guns and his soon to be fiance's name is Lane. Looking for suggestions that incorporate her name and guns or something gun related!
Me: Son, will you remember me when I'm gone? Son: Of course, dad.
Me: Son, will you remember me in 5 years? Son: yes
Me: Son, will you remember me in 5 months? Son: yes
Me: Son, will you remember me 5 minutes from now? Son: Well sure
Me: That really makes my day son! Ya wanna hear a dad joke? Son: Of course dad I love your dad jokes!
Me: Knock Knock Son: Who's there?
I just stared at him shaking my head..
I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help
ill in noise
Shouldn't they be called Bakeries?
You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon
I looked at him, confused, and he said "I cured her."
"Bingo."
I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?
Suggestions gratefully received!
(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)
I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.
I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!
I'm going to a quiz with my girlfriend's work in a couple of weeks and need to think of a name. I've been thinking for a while and can't think up anything original, but I also want it to be somehow relevant to her work - she works for a local city council here in the UK.
Any suggestions?
You bring it to 3 bars
My professor named one of her essay’s “the missionary position” on a topic about missionary work so…don’t hold back
ps: if u need more details on the article (or ab what trans generational trauma is) lmk bc it’s written already
EDIT: thank you for the ideas- y’all are too funny
My daughter is at university in another state. We occasionally text each other dad jokes. Last night she sent me a message: “send me more dad jokes, quick.” I hopped to it, racking my brain for anything new that I hadn’t already sent her recently. After a few moments she sent me: “we are doing a class project and during the down times I’m reading your jokes to the class, you have a fan base here” I was over the moon. A few moments later she sent me a video of her entire class saying, in chorus: “Thanks Nate’s Dad”. Completely chuffed. Thank you community, you not only entertain, you help connect.
Lebanon James
"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡It’s called iRoll.
We're running a student fashion night with the proceeds going towards clothing homeless people. Can anyone think of a clever name?
The foo fighters. They also like the bar fighters and the baz fighters.
unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"
I said, “No, wait…I can change!”
His mom was furious.
but I find them intoxicating.
My brother is creating a funny custom sweater for my boyfriend’s DJ name(DJ Grind Train). He wants to create a tag line under the DJ name but wants it’s to be a dirty pun. Like… “get ready to get railed”. C’mon team, I know you can create a better dirty pun than mine!
Thanks!!
It's something I can see myself doing.
