A list of puns related to "Funny Abba"
What do you think about Amberian Dawn? I want to share my opinion. The older this band is, the worse it is. It's not a problem of "singer change" - I like both Heidi's operatic singing and Capri's strong voice, that's not the point. They are great singers. It's more about the compositions themselves, the type of songs.
They call that Abba Metal, but in my opinion, that's neither Abba, nor Metal. So, what? Last album, "Looking For You" is something that I can't stand - sorry. AD announced "new music" in 2022, maybe there's new album coming. I wish it was better. I don't think that all is Capri's fault. Let's leave "Magic Forest", but album "Innuendo" has got its "Highlights". Fame & Gloria is funny, but not annoying. I really like every part of Symphony No. 1.
What are your opinions? Do you enjoy "new" songs?
Do your worst!
I manually added them all within the space of 3 days, pretty exhausting to say the least but itβs done. If you guys know any other artists who might be missing comment them down below. This was the best I could do.
I started from artists with 40M+ scrobbles, initially thought of starting with artists with 10M+ but i figured itβd take an entire week if not a month to gather as many artists and their stats.
[EDIT: just realised the formatting is a bit funny for some of the entries but Iβm sure you can make them out. Also if you guys notice any misspellings or double entries of the same artist let me know, I made sure not to mess it up as gathering all this data was making me dizzy lol.]
[EDIT 2: I currently feel like updating this list periodically (or even just randomly) so we can keep up with trends and movement of artists. I may also extend the starting point for scrobbles to 20M so safe to say iβm up for the challenge! Keep an eye out for the next one hopefully.]
[EDIT 3: Just added in 38 new entries thanks to your contributions! keep em coming if you have anymore :)]
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Pilot on me!!
Songs:
Listen to Rolling In The Deep here
Plot:
The race for prom king and queen shows Fuinn being in first, Pizes is in second, with Santofsky in third. The band that Figgins hired to perform at Prom canceled, so he instead asks the New Directions to perform and help pay to get to Nationals.
Blaine is hesitant to go to prom with Kurt because at his old school's Sadie Hawkins dance, he was beat up.
Mercedes is upset that no one has asked her to prom, so Rachel makes out with her comes up with the idea to ask Sam to go to prom with both of them on a budget.
Kurt says he's going to prom with Blaine and will be making his own kilt (I believe) for the event. Santana tells him the bullywhips will protect him to gain more sympathy votes.
As Rachel is performing Rolling In The Deep by Adele, Jesse walks in and joins. Her and Jesse decide to go to prom with Mercedes and Sam, a power quartet if I've ever seen one. This makes Finn angry.
Artie really wants to get Brittany back and decides to sing Isn't She Lovely by Stevie Wonder to her. She declines, saying that he was being mean.
When Kurt shows his outfit to Burt and Blaine, they both think it's a little too much. They say it seems like he's trying to stir the pot. If you do something you know people won't like and they react negatively, you'll use it against them kinda thing. Anyone have any thoughts on this moment?
While Dave walks Kurt to one of his classes, Kurt tells him how since people have stopped bullying others, maybe they don't care anymore. Dave cries and apologizes to Kurt.
Samcedes and St. Berry go to Breadstix and run into Fuinn. There is tension.
The ND performs Friday by Rebecca Black.
Rachel performs *
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
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