I noticed that ABBA use the word "funny" a lot.... so here's a compilation of every time that happens! v.redd.it/sxombvr07p481
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Funny β€œABBA” T-Shirt. This cracks me up! A T-Shirt on eBay with β€œABBA’s” picture on it. LOL
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ABBA singing β€œmoney money money, must be funny, in a rich mans world” contributed to them joining the rich mans world.
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"Abbas' NYT editorial, rewritten to reflect the truth" He starts off well but ends up in some murky historical waters... still funny though elderofziyon.blogspot.com…
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Welp, guess that makes sense
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Dialect Dissection: ABBA acelinguist.com/2021/11/d…
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What do you think about Amberian Dawn?

What do you think about Amberian Dawn? I want to share my opinion. The older this band is, the worse it is. It's not a problem of "singer change" - I like both Heidi's operatic singing and Capri's strong voice, that's not the point. They are great singers. It's more about the compositions themselves, the type of songs.

They call that Abba Metal, but in my opinion, that's neither Abba, nor Metal. So, what? Last album, "Looking For You" is something that I can't stand - sorry. AD announced "new music" in 2022, maybe there's new album coming. I wish it was better. I don't think that all is Capri's fault. Let's leave "Magic Forest", but album "Innuendo" has got its "Highlights". Fame & Gloria is funny, but not annoying. I really like every part of Symphony No. 1.

What are your opinions? Do you enjoy "new" songs?

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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MOST SCROBBLED ARTISTS ON LAST FM

I manually added them all within the space of 3 days, pretty exhausting to say the least but it’s done. If you guys know any other artists who might be missing comment them down below. This was the best I could do.

I started from artists with 40M+ scrobbles, initially thought of starting with artists with 10M+ but i figured it’d take an entire week if not a month to gather as many artists and their stats.

[EDIT: just realised the formatting is a bit funny for some of the entries but I’m sure you can make them out. Also if you guys notice any misspellings or double entries of the same artist let me know, I made sure not to mess it up as gathering all this data was making me dizzy lol.]

[EDIT 2: I currently feel like updating this list periodically (or even just randomly) so we can keep up with trends and movement of artists. I may also extend the starting point for scrobbles to 20M so safe to say i’m up for the challenge! Keep an eye out for the next one hopefully.]

[EDIT 3: Just added in 38 new entries thanks to your contributions! keep em coming if you have anymore :)]

  1. 1,131,600,000 β€” BTS
  2. 605,500,000 β€” THE BEATLES
  3. 588,700,000 β€” RADIOHEAD
  4. 566,200,000 β€” TAYLOR SWIFT
  5. 474,100,000 β€” KANYE WEST
  6. 429,500,000 β€” COLDPLAY
  7. 408,800,000 β€” ARCTIC MONKEYS
  8. 408,000,000 β€” LADY GAGA
  9. 376,400,000 β€” MUSE
  10. 372,000,000 β€” LANA DEL REY
  11. 363,600,000 β€” PINK FLOYD
  12. 337,100,000 β€” LINKIN PARK
  13. 331,300,000 β€” RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS
  14. 316,300,000 β€” METALLICA
  15. 290,600,000 β€” ARIANA GRANDE
  16. 266,900,000 β€” NIRVANA
  17. 258,700,000 β€” EMINEM
  18. 255,600,000 β€” DRAKE
  19. 254,100,000 β€” SYSTEM OF A DOWN
  20. 250,400,000 β€” RIHANNA
  21. 244,600,000 β€” BRITNEY SPEARS
  22. 242,300,000 β€” DAFT PUNK
  23. 238,600,000 β€” THE KILLERS
  24. 236,600,000 β€” QUEEN
  25. 234,600,000 β€” DAVID BOWIE
  26. 227,900,000 β€” PARAMORE
  27. 222,700,000 β€” GORILLAZ
  28. 220,700,000 β€” GREEN DAY
  29. 217,900,000 β€” THE STROKES
  30. 216,800,000 β€” FOO FIGHTERS
  31. 214,600,000 β€” LED ZEPPELIN
  32. 213,400,000 β€” THE WEEKND
  33. 212,600,000 — BEYONCÉ
  34. 207,000,000 β€” KATY PERRY
  35. 203,400,000 β€” BLINK-182
  36. 200,900,000 β€” ARCADE FIRE
  37. 200,700,000 β€” PLACEBO
  38. 199,300,000 β€” NINE INCH NAILS
  39. 195,700,000 β€” THE SMITHS
  40. 194,600,000 β€” FLORENCE + THE MACHINE
  41. 194,300,000 β€” RAMMSTEIN
  42. 191,800,000 β€” FRANK OCEAN
  43. 190,400,000 β€” MADONNA
  44. 189,900,000 β€” THE CURE
  45. 186,700,000 β€” IRON MAIDEN
  46. 186,400,000 β€” DEPECHE MODE
  47. 183,800,000 β€” KENDRICK LAMAR
  48. 182,400,000 β€” KINGS OF LEON 4
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Best Song In Season 2 Episode 20: Prom Queen

Songs:

Listen to Rolling In The Deep here

Listen to Isn't She Lovely

Listen to Friday here (side note, I am a Rebecca Black stan and have loved her since Friday - listen to her recent music if you haven't. Especially Girlfriend - I mean WHAT A BOP! And Rebecca said she was a fan of glee and got her sung song on the show? kinda iconic if you ask me...

Listen to Jar Of Hearts here

Listen to INGTYBHTDWY here

Listen to Dancing Queen here - what a cute Klaine moment lol I'm not even a fan of them but c'mon s2 Klaine? Yes

Plot:

The race for prom king and queen shows Fuinn being in first, Pizes is in second, with Santofsky in third. The band that Figgins hired to perform at Prom canceled, so he instead asks the New Directions to perform and help pay to get to Nationals.

Blaine is hesitant to go to prom with Kurt because at his old school's Sadie Hawkins dance, he was beat up.

Mercedes is upset that no one has asked her to prom, so Rachel makes out with her comes up with the idea to ask Sam to go to prom with both of them on a budget.

Kurt says he's going to prom with Blaine and will be making his own kilt (I believe) for the event. Santana tells him the bullywhips will protect him to gain more sympathy votes.

As Rachel is performing Rolling In The Deep by Adele, Jesse walks in and joins. Her and Jesse decide to go to prom with Mercedes and Sam, a power quartet if I've ever seen one. This makes Finn angry.

Artie really wants to get Brittany back and decides to sing Isn't She Lovely by Stevie Wonder to her. She declines, saying that he was being mean.

When Kurt shows his outfit to Burt and Blaine, they both think it's a little too much. They say it seems like he's trying to stir the pot. If you do something you know people won't like and they react negatively, you'll use it against them kinda thing. Anyone have any thoughts on this moment?

While Dave walks Kurt to one of his classes, Kurt tells him how since people have stopped bullying others, maybe they don't care anymore. Dave cries and apologizes to Kurt.

Samcedes and St. Berry go to Breadstix and run into Fuinn. There is tension.

The ND performs Friday by Rebecca Black.

Rachel performs *

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No spoilers
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Covid problems
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Baka!
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Couch potato
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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