Fun fact: Sugar is the only word in English that starts with "su" and makes a "sh" sound
I'm sure you enjoyed that.
Fun fact: In Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness the first villain, Gargantos, was animated entirely with
a good romance starts with fun...
A bad romance starts with rarara a a a.
Why shouldn’t you make fun of fat girls with lisps?
Because they’re thick and tired of it.
Learning Morse code with my son was fun.
When he'd finished learning the codes for all the letters he said, "Did it, Dada."
We need to stop making fun of fat people with lisps.
They are thick and tired of it.
The marketing geniuses at Hershey’s Chocolate are at it again! First it was King-Sized for the bigger appetite, then Fun-Sized for Halloween, and now, they’re offering chocolate bars with a portion of the wrapper already removed for your convenience and enjoyment.
Had a fun family group text with my FIL, Wife and myself cooking up some “dad” jokes. Here’s the transcript:
FIL: I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, veggie.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Me: I prefer my investments be more liquid. That’s why I chose a Broth IRA
FIL: A consommé choice!
Me: Thank you. We like to be relatively bisque averse.
Wife: Y’all need to chili out
Fun fact. 9 months before I was born I went to a party with my Dad
Doing math with Roman numerals is fun...
A fun summer activity to do with all your friends!
Fun fact! Shakespeare wrote all his plays with a pencil.
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
Hanging out with Leo must be fun
Why is it never fun to hang out with someone who can't eat eggs?
My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
Having some fun with a typo
What do you call a mushroom that’s fun to be with?
Why can't guitars have fun with friends with benefits?
Because without strings attached they just can't play!
Rooms with letters infront are fun
I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
I work at a bank, sometimes it's fun to mess with people.
People often come up to me with their debit card and ask: "is there any money on my card?" To which I respond, "no.", without pulling up their accounts.
When they look at me with a confused face I give them their card back with a penny set on top of it.
"There! Now there is money on your card!"
I play with scissors just for the sheer fun of it
I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south
But she wasn't really Inuit
Went to the zoo with my dad and he kept making fun of the hippo exhibit
I wish he wouldn’t be so hippo-critical
What do you call a joke with which an accountant makes fun of himself?
My friends made fun of me for saying I'd be willing to have sex with a robot,
But some men like all natural, some like silicon.
Someone was making fun of me. So I threw them in an oven with a grenade.
Looking for fun with an old broken puppet
Why is it more fun to play checkers with Froot Loops for pieces?
Because toucan play at that game.
GF: You're no fun to shop with because you have no patience.
Me: That's because I'm not a doctor.
I chuckled. She didn't.
The Most Fun My Dad Will Have with the PS4
So my dad picked up my brother's Playstation 4 from BestBuy and called me.
Dad: "Yea, we picked up the Playstation today and now I can't get your mother off the thing."
That didn't sound like my mom. She barely knows how to use her iPad, so I said "huh?"
He replies, "She's sitting on it."
... facepalm.
Fun with Vowels
Recently my grandmother bought me a pack of colored pencils, under the condition that I practice and eventually draw her something. I was visiting my family and telling my grandma about my attempts at using the pencils. I explained to her that I had drawn some okay hair, and an eye. My dad was in the room doing something or other and suddenly butts in, "An eye? Not an O or a U..?"
My grandma and I just groaned and continued our conversation while he chuckled to himself.
Never make fun of fat girls with lisps.
They're thick and tired of it.
Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
She’s thick and tired of it.
Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?
Because they're thick and tired of it
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