I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It’s his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My friend has completed his life-long dream of visiting Chernobyl

He now radiates happiness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeonXBB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My teen daughter was complaining about life under β€œSafer at home”. β€œI can’t see my friends, there’s literally nothing to do that’s not online. Even my classes are online!”

I said, β€œOK, Zoomer.β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDRambler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I asked my bi friend what their bed life is like

They said it was a bit of give and take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pr0phet_N3xus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My good friend drowned while at the beach last month. I tearfully placed a life preserver on his coffin at the funeral.

It's what he would've wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogue-_-robot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My friend was taking a pretty horizontal path in life, but I never understood it.

All I could ever do is wander Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckbelvis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I don't think I will be good friend with stars,they've got no life!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorgetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I wanted to write a letter to my best friend named "Life"

I accidentally dropped it! But,i caught it before it dropped to the floor. Then i realised...
I was holding on to "Dear Life,"
After i gave the letter to him,he gave me lemons,i still don't know why though,but i made lemonade,it just felt right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youssef_Hany1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I remeber hanging out with my friends who really liked aviary life

We would be out and they would make jokes about all the species of bird life, but a lot of the time they just flew over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ulti__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My friend believes in reincarnation and says in his former life, he was a calf slaughtered for the meat.

Very revealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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When I was asleep, my best friend whom I'd trust with my life robbed me of everything except the shoes on my feet.

He left me with trusty shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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My friend met the love of his life when the were both vomiting overboard after a rhinovirus hit their cruise ship...

It was a match made in heaving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My 68-year old friend wants to spend the last years of her life making rugs...

Her retirement is looming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My friend once said that if life gives you lemons. Squeeze those suckers and make some lemonade.

I said. What is life to you? some kind of a lime joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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When you remove bad friends from your life, you’re basically firing them...

... because your friends are your company.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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I have a train conductor friend who can not multitask to save his life.

I guess you could say he has a one-track mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theNotoriousKOJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My friend comiserating their depressing life: "C'est la vie"

my response: "la vie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigassbigtitties
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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My friend helped me carry a life-size wooden elephant into my bedroom.

"thanks for the help" i said

"Don't mention it"he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themannamedme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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I take a vested interest in my friends love life

http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL

Used an image cause it has an image in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelesslies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It's his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mojo884ever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest

It’s his altar ego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It's his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how life was going

He said, "Can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eden_the_tree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I just found my friend has a secret life as a priest.

It's his altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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