I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.

Like a match made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I grew up on a street with a lot of friction

You could call it a rough neighborhood

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Never trust friction.

It will always work against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilishsolriase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A fraction too much friction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My mechanic tells me my engine keeps stalling because of excess friction.

Now I know I'm getting some wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion

Frick, that's what I like to hear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerBluPants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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You know what really grinds my gears?

Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I once read a book about WD-40.

It was in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuirkyKlyborg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity

It’s impossible to put down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakangzta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".

It's non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What do you get when you rub two oranges together?

Pulp friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJiveturkeyXx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I just finished a book on WD-40.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I’m reading a book about WD-40.

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A string walks into a bar...

β€œWe don’t serve your kind round here”

β€œWhy knot?” (1)

β€œYou’re always causing friction” (2)

The string leaves the bar, twists himself up, parts his hair and walks back into the bar.

β€œAin’t you the same guy who came in a minute ago?”

β€œI’m a frayed knot.” (3)

Now that’s a Christmas cracker πŸ™ŒπŸŽ„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinnth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just read a great book on lubricants

It’s non friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRichestCuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What do you call two oranges rubbing together?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarlinsBB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Saw this on Facebook

What do you call two oranges rubbing together. Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGLSPMP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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